The Lion King
Scar + Text Posts
Kate Middleton’s reaction to beating Prince William in a sailing race in New Zealand.
my heart just melted.
LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO
Some Very British Problems (x)
These are the heroes of our generation.
These teachers need to relax like for real
Last year when my teacher asked who wanted to present first I screamed
"I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE"
He did the whole three finger solute and whistle
#IM LAUGHING REALL Y HARD YOU CAN APPLY THESE TO THE ACHIEVEMENT HUNTERES #HUNTERS #THE FIRST ONE IS LINDSAY #THE LAST THREE ARE MICHAEL #GAVIN #AND RAY RESPECTIVELY #GEOFF PROBABLY DID THE SUPERMAN THING #AND RYAN WAS PROBABLY THE ‘HALF-BREED’ ONE #AnD JACK WAS THE STUDENT WHO CHALLENGED THE TEACHER OVER THE MILE #JESUS CHRIST IM In TEARS
i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius
The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.
To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.
Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth
Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)
just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,
(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)
Just a city boy, shot by cops in south Detroit
"He coulda had a gun hiding anywhere"
Up and down the boulevard
Trash cops, assholes in the night
(it goes on and on and on and on)
ITS A DOCUMENTARY
OH MY GOD, IT’S MANNY
AnastasiaFavorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie
god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.
Sophie wasn’t just on screen to be fat and funny. She was depicted as actually DESIRABLE. I was a little stick of a child when this movie came out and that definitely effected my views of beauty. As a much thicker adult it still means a lot to me now.
^ SO MUCH THIS
It made me SO happy to see a lady who wasn’t super skinny still being portrayed as being sexy and desirable…
We need more movies like this…with characters like this, who aren’t just treated like walking punchlines because of their bodies…