zeldathemes
Impaladrama
Basically a mix of fandoms that have absolutely no order to them whatsoever. Little bit of everything - Marvel, Disney, LOTR, The Hobbit, Dr Who, Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, Merlin, The Originals, S.H.I.E.L.D, Friends, HIMYM, Big Bang Theory. Ask me anything.
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The Lion King
          Scar + Text Posts

setthosecanadiansails:

kingglen:

Kate Middleton’s reaction to beating Prince William in a sailing race in New Zealand.

Bow down

setthosecanadiansails:

kingglen:

Kate Middleton’s reaction to beating Prince William in a sailing race in New Zealand.

Bow down

weatheredbatz:

On your left..

adirtyshisno:

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO

adirtyshisno:

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO

britain-land-of-hope-and-glory:

Some Very British Problems (x

fuckmogar:

hella-nootella:

anti-slumber:

zlizthefangirl:

These are the heroes of our generation.

These teachers need to relax like for real

Last year when my teacher asked who wanted to present first I screamed
"I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE"

He did the whole three finger solute and whistle

#IM LAUGHING REALL Y HARD YOU CAN APPLY THESE TO THE ACHIEVEMENT HUNTERES #HUNTERS #THE FIRST ONE IS LINDSAY #THE LAST THREE ARE MICHAEL #GAVIN #AND RAY RESPECTIVELY #GEOFF PROBABLY DID THE SUPERMAN THING #AND RYAN WAS PROBABLY THE ‘HALF-BREED’ ONE #AnD JACK WAS THE STUDENT WHO CHALLENGED THE TEACHER OVER THE MILE #JESUS CHRIST IM In TEARS

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Being Smooth

"Twitter 1, Jensen 0" 

rollerman1:

U can do it

rollerman1:

U can do it

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.
Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

thesylverlining:

dave-youfool:

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

Just a city boy, shot by cops in south Detroit
"He coulda had a gun hiding anywhere"

Bullshit, racists,
Up and down the boulevard
Trash cops, assholes in the night
(it goes on and on and on and on)

i-dont-like-i-stalk-and-obsess:

deducecanoe:

ITS A DOCUMENTARY

OH MY GOD, IT’S MANNY

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gazzymouse:

beckpoppins:

meganhilty:

Anastasia

Favorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie

god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.

Sophie wasn’t just on screen to be fat and funny. She was depicted as actually DESIRABLE. I was a little stick of a child when this movie came out and that definitely effected my views of beauty. As a much thicker adult it still means a lot to me now.

^ SO MUCH THIS

It made me SO happy to see a lady who wasn’t super skinny still being portrayed as being sexy and desirable…

We need more movies like this…with characters like this, who aren’t just treated like walking punchlines because of their bodies…

swordofgryhffindor:

can we appreciate harry in the second gif? he’s like #hell yeah he has a family tree #i should know because they almost fucking killed me in my second year